What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!