What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai