Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What do you call a fight between a child molester and an illegal immigrant?

Alien versus Predator.

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..

Womb Jokes More Womb Jokes

What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Fighter Jokes More Fighter Jokes

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.