What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

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What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Why Does the Pope wear Boxers?

He doesn't want to look down on the unemployed.

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What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.