What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

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What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.