What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the left, to the left!"?

Because black women have no rights.

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Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives