What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?

A harenet.

What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.