What do you call two spiders who just got married?

A: Newlywebs.

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Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.

What's the most common career choice among spiders?

Web development