Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

How do you confuse an AP student?

Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Who can make six figures a year and still be poor?

A toy builder.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Where do twin lesbians party?

Klondike Bar

Where do twin lesbians meet up?

A Clone Dyke Bar.