Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.