Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What do you call the birth of a lie?

Myth-conception

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins