Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

What's the scariest thing in geometry?

A vicious circle.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

What's the most beautiful thing in mathematics?

A cute angle