What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

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What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)