What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!