What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why didn't Tim have any friends while he was studying fishing?

Because he would just go home and master bait.

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

What do you call a terrorist-run snowball stand?

Italian ISIS

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!