What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam!

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence