Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Why don't all Libertarian candidates have dwarfism?

I thought Libertarians believed in small government.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Why does the Buick Century have that name?

It's the average age of someone who drives one.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Merry Round Jokes More Merry Round Jokes

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.