Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

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How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)