Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

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How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

A: She's the one on her bike.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)