Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.