What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe