Big Toe Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

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Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a man with his big toe above his shin?

Tony

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison?

A small medium at large.

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Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What is buoyancy?

Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

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Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.