What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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What can turn a fox into an elephant?

A marriage certificate.

How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?

Take all the matches out first !

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz