What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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What's scary about a white man in prison?

You know he did it

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

How many Irish guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 - One to hold the light bulb and 29 to drink until the room spins.

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How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.