What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

How many Chauvinists does it take to Change a Lightbulb?

None, because chauvinists can't change anything.

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"