none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again
Not all men.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Zero, its already lit
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Don't touch my marbles.
Curses, foiled again!"
None. That's a hardware problem.
At the I pee address.
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.