What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

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How high is it Doctor?

she wanted to know. 'One hundred and three' said the doctor. 'What is the world record '

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

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How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

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What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.