What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Welsh Jokes More Welsh Jokes

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac