How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

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Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.