How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What did the CN tower say to the clouds???

Only the tip baby, I promise!

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Which director is Hollywood's darling?

Michael Bae

What do you call a director of an anti-vampire organization?

A stakeholder.