How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

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How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side?

A: So the cops can find the handles.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?

Seor Manager

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What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.