What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.