What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What do you call an Italian man without arms?

A mute. Sorry if repost.

Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs?

Right where you left it

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Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it