What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

Why do american bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

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What do you call a terrorist with eight legs?

An Iraqnid.

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

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Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

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Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

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Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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They both fiddle with a rod

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What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod