What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.