What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

Kurt Jokes More Kurt Jokes

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod