Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

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What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.