Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine