Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

What did the cat say when the delivery man was leaving?

Purolator.

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Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."