Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors?

They just have a feel for that kind of thing.

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place