Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why was the electoral map feeling down?

It wasn't, it was feeling blue.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards?

You see a woman learn her place.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.