Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

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How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

exhausted.

Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

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How does NASA organise a party?

They Planet.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike?

A: The place they are aiming at.