Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

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Why it feels so hard to break up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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Where Are You Going ?

Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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What do you call the place where parrots make films?

Pollywood!

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

A: An inj-oink-tion.