What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.