What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

How did the toad die ?

He simply croaked !

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium