What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant?

He ordered some NaCl.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.