Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?

A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one