Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

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What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

What do you call a man in a hole?

Phil.

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Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

Why did the witch wear a green felt pointed hat?

So she could walk across snooker tables without being seen.

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Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks ?

He had a hole in one.