Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.