Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

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What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise."

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."