Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

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What did the scientist say at the bar?

I'd like some H20 please.

What do scientists solve?

Che-mysteries!

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What did the dolphin say to the frog?

Eeeee eeee eeeee ieeeee eeee eee. Dolphins don't talk dummy.

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas