Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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What do you call a pickle sandwich that's a scientist?

Dill Rye

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant"

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

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What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only