throw it on the ground and tampon it.
Adele. Some one set fire to the train
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"
throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
I thought Asian women couldn't drive &#3232&#3232
The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.
