What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What's the hottest thing in China right now?

A Tibetan monk on fire.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What abs?

Me: "The abs hiding under this protective layer of you're grounded."

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !