Because you can't bury them in trees !
Pido.
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
Because deep down, they're good people.
Because he was dead.
It has more bark than bite.
A bvr
A T-Bone!!!!
A handful of them.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )