Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you plant dope?

Bury a blonde.

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Bone Jokes More Bone Jokes

How are women like KFC?

After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.