How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..

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How does a black chick know she's pregnant?

The cotton from the tampon has been picked.

How do you know when a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out her tampon and all of the cotton is missing..