What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse