How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why did the vegetable band break up?

They couldn't keep a beet.

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What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

Why did the guy fall off his bicycle?

Because I threw a microwave at him

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver?

Because she is dead.

Why is Hellen Keller bad at driving?

Because she's dead.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".