How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

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Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

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Where did they go?

Who took them Why aren't we helping to find them

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

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Why is Hellen Keller a bad driver?

Because she is dead.

How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"