Why'd you shave it off?

Me: I just told you...

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How can you tell if a hippy came to your house?

He's still there.

What does amnesia mean?

Someone told me but I forgot.

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How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?

A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.

How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.