How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "