How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up."

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.