Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...
No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!
Entering the friend zone.
He married his cousin.
He tried to stirrup some interest!
Grow old!
'Where is the bar tended?'
The teachers tend to Babylon.
A firecracker
Because you never forget!
A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!
He dates his other sister.
Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.
A full set of teeth
They distrust clocks.
