What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Texan Jokes More Texan Jokes

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

Who is the best player on the Texans?

Watt WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS Watt **WHO IS THE BEST PLAYER ON THE TEXANS **

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.