What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Why is Helium so trustworthy?

Because HE's noble.

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

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What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium