What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What do old people often do?

Die

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)