What do you with a dying chemist?

Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!