Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

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Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.