What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

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What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What's the difference between feminists and cancer?

Cancer reproduces itself.

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Why don't black girls wear underwear to cookouts?

To keep the flies off the fried chicken.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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How many protestors do you need to change a lightbulb?

Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*