Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

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What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost?

He flounder

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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A picnic table can support a family of four

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What's the most commonly used Muslim woman punch called?

Hijab

Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.