What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

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What did they say about the computer at the Bunny Ranch?

It may contain viruses.

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.