How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

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How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.