Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

What sort of an act do you do?

I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.