Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful