What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

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How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Unitarian Jokes More Unitarian Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

How do you drive a Unitarian out of town?

Burn a question mark on their front lawn.