What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Who looks after the EuroDisney website?

Mick e-mouse.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys