Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.
mourning wood
Because he lost his marbles.
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
Put a sock in it.
Me: When are you going to stop
Because there's a in the way.
Count the stripes on his track pants.
Because they always steal the green cards....
Steal her saucer.
6-year-old: Because I always win.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
It's 8:00 somewhere!
More guns!
Both will never get a college degree.
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
It snickers
