How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

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How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

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What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession

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What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ?

She calls the flying squad !

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

How many NRA members does it take to stop a 6-year-old paraplegic from stealing a candy bar?

Nobody knows - they usually lose count at 800 rounds.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.

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What do NRA members and the UCC shooting victims have in common?

Both will never get a college degree.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

Candy Bar Jokes More Candy Bar Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!