Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.