When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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How did the Irishman get arthritis?

By craic-ing his knuckles.

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

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What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

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What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common?

They both have ornamental balls