When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

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Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

How do writers send e-mail?

On the Inkernet.

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What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

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Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

What does a monk say when you evict him?

Namaste