What do you call a nice looking WWII german solider?

A Neo Hotzi

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What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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Why was WWI so short?

Because they were Russian... Why was WWII so long? They were Stalin...

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.